It’s time for another Reader’s Digest for the weirdo-nerd articles I’ve been writing for Ranker!
#21 – The 26 Reasons Diamonds are for Suckers
This is probably my all-time favorite. I like it so much; I’ve decided to turn it into a song on my next album. If you read this and still go out and buy a diamond, you’re a moron. I have no idea how anyone should vote on this list, because all 26 entries are equally good reasons to never, ever buy a diamond.
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#22 – The Best Spawn Action Figures Ever Sculpted
This is some 3D nerd stuff right here. I’m happy to see that the top voted option is one that I own. People sure do like Spawn more than his Rogue’s Gallery, but I’ll always have a spot in my heart for Cygor, the man/gorilla cyborg with a monkey in his chest.
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#23 – Every Time Mystique Impersonates Someone in the X-Men Movies
Wow, this was an emotional ride. For someone as wrapped up in X-Men lore as myself, marathoning the whole XCU was a trip. So much goodness; so much awfulness. Voting is disabled on this list so it can be chronological forever.
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