RIP 1994-2011
If you are making a movie and looking for a car to blow up (or drive very slowly), please consider buying my 1994 Saturn SL1. Its manual clutch is stripped and it drives about as well as a golf cart. It won’t stall on you, but it also won’t drive very fast or smoothly. It’s not great looking either because the previous owner backed it through a barb-wire fence. The current owner (me) also broke a front panel off by getting it caught on a metal gate.
But enough about what the car can’t do, here’s what it can do:
- Be blown the fuck up
- Be demolished
- Be crashed
- Be crashed into
- Be smashed by a monster truck
- Be driven off a cliff
- Get eaten by a dinosaur
- Have some kind of super hero character jump onto it and smash the windshield
- So much more
All I want in exchange for this astounding versatility is that you give me some money and take the car permanently out of my possession. I already bought a sexy new car and I need the garage space.
