I have a new demo reel with some new footage I scrounged up, opening for Kevin Pollak in Phoenix and West Palm Beach, Florida. I’m posting it here, as if you give a crap:
Next I’ll Be Carrying Around My Own Headshots
Space/Time Continuum (Official Music Video)
This song is the most polarizing song in my repertoire. Responses are inevitably split between “this is my favorite” and “I don’t get it.”  The latter don’t even mean to say, “I don’t think it’s funny.” They really mean, “I don’t even grasp the concept.”  I think the key to “getting it” is watching enough sci-fi movies or at least one Back to the Future film. If you haven’t managed either of those, you may want to skip this… also if you have epilepsy. Anyway, here is “Space/Time Continuum” from my first album, Space Hell Sex Bunny:
This video was made before this blog, and therefore, never got a mention. I think it might be my favorite thing I’ve ever done in the whole world. Vastly delayed credit goes to the actress, Ashley Lindenberg, whose demure classiness really distracts the eye away from what a horrible dancer I am. Also, this video made me think I should go back to parting my hair in the middle, but I’m not sure I have that hairline anymore.
A lot of people ask the same question, so I might as well answer it. The “time machine” in this video is a light stage at the Institute for Creative Technologies in Culver City, CA. It’s built for 3d modeling, but we used it for its shiny, flashing lights. Also, no, I cannot get you access for your shoot.
Production stills:
Blow Up My Car
RIP 1994-2011
If you are making a movie and looking for a car to blow up (or drive very slowly), please consider buying my 1994 Saturn SL1. Its manual clutch is stripped and it drives about as well as a golf cart. It won’t stall on you, but it also won’t drive very fast or smoothly. It’s not great looking either because the previous owner backed it through a barb-wire fence. The current owner (me) also broke a front panel off by getting it caught on a metal gate.
But enough about what the car can’t do, here’s what it can do:
- Be blown the fuck up
- Be demolished
- Be crashed
- Be crashed into
- Be smashed by a monster truck
- Be driven off a cliff
- Get eaten by a dinosaur
- Have some kind of super hero character jump onto it and smash the windshield
- So much more
All I want in exchange for this astounding versatility is that you give me some money and take the car permanently out of my possession. I already bought a sexy new car and I need the garage space.
Vintage Hat Announces Retirement
BURBANK, CA – The vintage Colorado Rockies baseball cap worn by Rhune Kincaid since before the team’s first game announced it’s retirement today after a 19 year career that saw the inaugural game, a 1995 playoff game and the 1998 All-Star Game.
The hat was forged with a prototype logo featuring slimmer letters and no serif on the lower part of the “C.” The smaller logo was hard to see and almost colorless due it’s its minimal use of purple thread.
The hat’s last game was a memorable one in which the Rockies won a rain-shortened six-inning affair in June of 2010. Already suffering from years of adolescent, teen and grown-man sweat, the hat absorbed copious amounts of rain and was never the same after the consequent shrinkage.
The hat is survived by it’s Denver Broncos counterpart, a veteran of three seasons, and replaced in the lineup by a new purple alternate Rockies hat. The 7-1/4 sized legend lasted longer than any other hat making it a lock for the hat Hall of Fame.
Rhune in The News
An artist's depiction of an "article-writer" from old-timey times.
Remember when people used to write articles instead of sitting around talking into their webcams all day? Me neither! But here are two such articles on a subject that I am very interested in: ME! Wahaha. The first comes from comedian and humor editor of Crave Online, Sax Carr, and is on the topic of YouTube comedy. The second is from Rock Band Aide about my song “iPhone” appearing as downloadable content for the Rock Band video game franchise.
Oldtube/Netube: Guitar Edition by Sax Carr at Crave Online:
http://www.craveonline.com…oldtubenewtube-guitar-edition-125171
Interview with a Rock Band Network Artist at Rock Band Aide:
http://www.rockbandaide.com…interview-with-rbn-artist-rhune-kincaid/
If that doesn’t get your rockets firing, I don’t know what will. Come and see me opening for Kevin Pollak this Thursday, Friday and Saturday at the Improv in West Palm Beach, Florida!
